July 4, 2010
Happy 4th and get ready for some bang with your podcast with the boys this week. They discuss how many guys it take to make you a slut, Kris Allen’s shirtless photos, Republican Lindsey Graham denial from inside his closet and the first sale for RealTouch sex machine. Evan reviews The Wilde Bunch from Raging Stallion and Desk Tops from Cazzo Film and tweets his disappointment for Thumper Ranch. Paulie reviews maybe his favorite toys so far “Sex In A Can- Sukit Draft” the sex toy that looks like a beer can but is as real of a BJ as you can get. Get ready for a sexy MTFT from Love Deficiency “Love Song”. Make sure to have some fun this weekend, eat a hot dog, drink a beer and…Stay Hard!
This Weeks Podcast is titled “Twits that Tweet”. Two of D.C.’s gayest twits, Paulie and Evan discuss Fat Asses, Underage Sex and even If God is Hot. Evan gives us an example of his new Tweet Reviews of Arabian Nights, Parts 1 & 2 and Reviews Text, Lies and Video and Titan Men Slick Dogs and Paulie rides porn star winner of 2010 “Nicest Cock” Tony Buff 7.5 Realistic Cock also from Titan Men. Get ready for a little retro Punk Rock with a new twist from the Cyanide Pills with “Screw Me Up”. They loved this weeks Turn ons and offs and the weekly mailbag with your letters, so will you … Stay Hard!
6/19/10 - The boys are back in town and discuss Cary Grant, Eminem, Republican Senators Gay Porn Date and McDonalds Homophobic comments. Evan reviews Jet Set Men’s “Jersey Score” and Raging Stallions “Heat of the Moment”. Paulie gets a little twisted for the Enspiral Anal Toy (not the first time he has been screwed). The MTFT goes old school with The Young Werewolves, “Twelve Steps to Rock N Roll”. Make sure to give them a call at #646-652-0732 Ext 544 and sign up on our mailing list to be notified of all the great changes for the summer… Stay Hard
6/13/10 -This week the boys are back from vacation all rested and raring to go! They celebrate their 1 millionth download and 5th year doing the podcast together with a video (you might think they are having convulsions with all the arms flying around) and share with you’re their favorite moments. Make sure to keep checking them out for many new updates they are doing for both the podcast and webpage… Stay Hard!
6/6/10 - OK did you get the trick? This was a test of the emergency podcast system! Sorry the podcasts got switched. Here is last weeks and you heard next weeks this week or something like that! Anyway here another quick podcast for you. Paulie and Evan will be back soon and ready to celebrate their 5 year Anniversary. Stay Hard!
5/31/10 - This week’s podcast might be slightly smaller is size, but you know what they say “not a shower but a big grower”. It is jam packed with funny news and comments from your favorite off-beat boys (who might need shock therapy to get normal). Evan reviews Big Brother “Steven Daigle Stalked” not only did he give one of his bad puns he gave it 3 ½ wet splats and Paulie goes all fetish on your ass with his take on the Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Bed, that can double for a guest bed when your grandma visits, nothing like sex toys that can double your living space. Hope you had a great Holiday Weekend… Stay Hard!
5/20/10 - This week Paulie and Evan review Cocky Friends from Bel Ami and Hot House Backroom Exclusive Vol. 18. Paulie reviews Dr Joel Vibrating Angled Probe while they listen to The Orange Strips “Song Without A Hero". As always they read your Sex Turn Ons and Offs and Emails… Stay Hard.
5/11/10 - You know the old saying, Big Things Come in Small Packages and the boys this week prove it with a mini Porncast. All the funny jokes smaller and half the size (sounds just like Evan). Evan reviews the first ever all green screen Porn “Whorry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls” with Paulies favorite, Matthew Rush as “Voldermorecock”. Paulie reviews sex toy, “Dr Joels Vibrating Angled Probe” for perfectly angled tip for prostate stimulation (that’s all he needs, more stimulation)… Stay Hard!
5/2/10 - Get ready for a Late Night Booty Call Podcast. This week the boys give some same sex wedding advice and discuss how the “Lost” ending is going to fuck you up, a German Porn Star who cut off his Foreskin and Playgirl is looking for smart hunk on college campuses. (now that is a mix of topics) Evan reviews the new Falcon “White Hot” and goes double crazy for Titan Men’s Double Pack “Roadside Pickup/ Czech Underground”. Paulie reviews the new Wet Synergy Cool Tingle Lube which left him all giddy. They review from the UK, MTFT Stepford Wives “The Man with the Plan”.
4/26/10 - Celebrate Earth Week with Paulie and Evan as they review Brent Corrigan’s Heat and Falcon’s Director’s Cut The Chosen. Paulie tries out his hand at bondage with the Strict Leather Neck Wrist Restraint. They also discuss how gay you have to be to participate in the Gay Softball League (Paulie likes his balls Hard) and get down to the MTFT from One High Five, “Everybody Pull The Trigger”. They read your letters and turn ons… Stay Hard!
4/20/10 - This week the boys talk about cheating and read other letters from listeners. Evan reviews the MEGA hit Reflex from Titan Men and Seriously Sex, Pt 2 from Bel Ami. Paulie rocks back and forth (I always thought he was a little autistic) with the Nexus Titus P Spot Stimulator . The MTFT this week is from our team blogger First Darren, a great group with a hard beat from Boston called Mystery Roar doing “Fantasies” that can be found on iTunes. As always they have your turn ons and comments from the blog… Stay Hard.
4/14/10 - This week the boys must have “Spring Fever” and their minds are on sex (as always). Paulie has a photo of DC’s Cherry Blossoms and reviews Basix 8 inch suction cup dildo. Even reviews Getting Levi’s Johnson from Jet Set Men (he saw Russia ) and loved it and Real Big Boys Measuring Up from Raging Stallion Studios was a Huge Cock-O-Rama. They rocked to Mercury in Summer “Heart Attack” from right here in DC and discussed the lawsuit for the porn star using his photo, the Cyndi Lauper Youth Shelter and much more. Make sure to check out the New Blog writers for some exciting porn reviews.
4/6/10 - Make sure to welcome and read the new reviews from Paulie’s blog introducing hot boys - First Darren, Curious Cub and Chi Town Kris are all both brilliant and insightful (watch out Evan and Paulie). Paulie and Evan discuss how to pick the best escorts and are never going to Guam just in case it tips over. Evan reviews the new Titan Men “Coyote Point” from Joe Gage and went in a splat frenzy with 4 Big Ones and found Collin O Neal’s World of Men Australia slightly disjointed but still gave it 3 ½. Paulie loved his new Rubba Wear Peephole Briefs, it saved time taking down his undies. They also have MTFT from Show me the Skyline “Far From Being a Star” and answer your emails… Stay Hard.
3/29/10 - Don’t tell these two nuts that they are fat or they will cut you. This week Paulie and Evan take on new Health Care and the Pope and answer all your email questions. Evan reviews Unloaded from Raging Stallion and Gay Dorm Whores from High Drive Productions both got 3 ½ splats. Paulie gets a ride to the moon from his new Rascal Silicone Asstronaut Dildo and get a good beat from this weeks MTFT “Going Nowhere” from FeelGood. See ya next week… Stay Hard.
3/23/10 - This week the boys get together for a “late night booty podcast” and try to answer why so many gay men love Str8 Men and discuss the twink who jerks-off all over his school and films it. Evan reviews his first 3D porn from Dominic Ford “Body Heat” and is jumpy from dodging the realistic cum shots and Straight Edge Vol 6. from Jet Set International and loves them both at 3 ½ splats. Paulie vibrates his way to pleasure with the new Dr. Joels EZ reach Prostate Probe (ever wonder how many batteries he uses in a week). Paulie disagrees with Evan about the MTFT this week from Cherry Suede “If you Were Mine”. Stay Hard.
3/15/10 - This week the boys start St. Patrick’s Day Early, you know that Evan knew him personally (he said he had bad B.O.) but that doesn’t stop Paulie from knocking a few back. Evan reviews Titan Media’s Distraction and loved it. Paulie gets the BJ of his life from the new Fleshjack Ice mouth Wonder Wave. They answer questions about how to tell if you’re a Slut and read your turn ons and off. Hope you have a great St Patty’s Day and Stay Hard! Send us pics of your green dicks!
3/7/10 - This week the boys celebrate “The Good, Bad and Ugly”, I’m not sure which one is Paulie and which one is Evan … you decide. Paulie loves the new Rascal silicone Rim Raider Butt Plug which seems to not have only stimulated his private area but his funny bones as well. Evan reviews “Morning Wood” from Falcon (3 ½) and “Playing with Fire 4 Alarm” from All Worlds, Channel 1 (4 splats). They listen to Flying Machines “Hopelessly Alone” from NY, NY and think you might want to “bone in tone” to this group. They even stay sober enough to answer your question and emails, Stay Hard!
2/28/10 - The boys discuss the upcoming Hookies Escort Awards and the new video game, Project Runway and “Make it Work”. This week Evan reviews “Rush” from Michael Lucas (4 splats) and “Road Trip Vol. 13 San Diego from Jocks (3 splats) video. Paulie takes a ride with the new Rascal “Jeremy Bilding SensaFirm Dildo” from C1R. This week the MFTF is Run with the Heard's “Invincible” a great Vancouver band. Stay Hard!
2/22/10 - This week the boys bring some hilarity to the news talking about CPAC, Ewan McGregor and Elton John on Jesus. Evan reviews “Pizza Boy Gangbang” from Jet Set Men and thought it was gooey hot with four splats and “Casa Del Sol 2 Disc Set” from Raging Stallion and gave it caliente 3 ½ splats. Paulie reviews the Head Gear BJ Strap for those who like to be in control of a BJ. This weeks MFTF is Roman Revival "One More Week" and they read your letters and turn ons and offs. Make sure to check out the Enhanced Podcast for some of Paulie’s teenage photos, and you thought you were gay… stay hard!
2/13/10 - The boys got another 12” of snow (first 12” that they ever complained about) and had to Skype it this week again, but that doesn’t prevent a fun and wacky podcast. Evan reviews what he thinks are 2 romantic porn for V-Day “Try Again” and “Happily Ever After’ both got 3 ½ splats. Paulie review the Bottoms Up Butt Balls where he had almost as much fun saying the name as he did using them. They get down and dirty with this week’s MTFT, The Max "Boys Will Be Boys" and use their gay superpowers to find which one is the most hung. They also read your letters and turn ons (one all the way from down under) and questions. For those who don’t have the enhanced podcast the links to Paulie’s art sites are funtrendygifts.com and artomat.org.
2/7/10 - The boys were snowed in this weekend with a blizzard and connect with you from Skype. Evan reviews Titan Men Tool Box and Brent Corrigan’s Working Hard where Brent gets double fucked. Both got big splats ratings. Paulie reviews the Titan Tool from the movie “Titanmen Rough Riderz #3” and had a bouncing sexy time. Even picks this weeks MTFT The Wigs, “I Can See It Now”. Next week if the weather is better the boys will be back live… Stay Hard.
1/31/10 - *This week Evan's mic gave out from one of his "Laughs"* Sorry for the sound quality this week, Paulie tried to Electrocute Evan but missed again and hit the mic, it's like watching Wile E Coyote. Anyway the boys review "5 Americans in Prague" from Corbin Fisher and Bel Ami and the new one from Lucas "Rafael in Paris" both got 3 1/2 Splats. We get Paulie bouncing off the walls with a hard on with "Love Shots Male Enhancement". They really loved this week MTFT, Sonic Avenues' "I Want You Now" Next week the sound will be fixed, so stay hard!
1/22/10 - This week it is just Paulie, Evan was abducted by a UFO and probed all weekend (bet he will be walking funny for a while). Check us out next week for a full podcast, full of freaky fun with you letters, news, reviews and much more... Stay Hard.
1/15/10 - This week the boys come to you via Skype and review Falcon Str8 Men Vol 12 and Studio 2000 New Tricks both got a 3 splat review. Paulie reviews the sex toys Big Man Masturbator and the boys rock out to the New Zeeland band AMMP; "Let the Sunlight In". As always the boys answer your questions and read your letters. Stay Hard!
1/11/10 - The boys are on the Taco Bell Drive thru diet… or what I like to call the “Squirt” diet, so they might be delirious this week from non proper food, But not sure if you could tell. Evan reviews the Raging Stallion hit “Focus 2 disc set” and “Refocus 2 disc set” and loved them both and don’t worry, he did not give any spoilers to this sure to best selling porn. Paulie reviews the Titan Men Tools Night Stix Trainer and got beaten into pleasure with this handled ass toy. The boys loved the MTFT this week from Audio Spaghetti with “What you Feel” and answered you Blog comments and Turn ons. Hope you all stay warm this month and stay hard.
1/04/10 - Welcome to the wacky boys first Podcast of the year where they celebrate by reviewing 2 hot porn videos, from Falcon’s “Pledgemaster: The Hazing” and from Bel Ami “Seriously Sexy pt1” and the sex toy “Hole Patrol Nightstick”. This week they both liked the MTFT Sex Piano “Fucked Up Freaks” and your turn ons and mail. If you have any suggestions for the boy for 2010 let us know… stay hard!