December 9, 2012
This week the boys are back from Vegas and there is no gambling that this is a hot podcast. Paulie review Jocks Studios Smoldering Hot with Paddy O Brian on the cover and thinks you will go ga-ga over this hit and gives it 3.5 splats. David loves the news about teen aged boys showing their junk on school yearbook and loss of Purple Dildo lawsuit. Make sure to catch us next week where the Mayan Countdown continues and we stay hard!
December 2, 2012
This week the boys wonder if the government stops making dollar bills, can they stick up coins in the strippers? West Point Chapel holds it first gay Marriage, we find out the cost of a medication turning you gay and GOP State Rep Mick Fleck comes out. The boys answer your question about padding your package and what is the strangest gift you have gotten. Paulie reviews the new controversial DVD Scandal in the Vatican and thinks the only thing Controversial about it, is how mediocre it is at 2.5 splats, you will love the huge uncut twinks but not much more. David rides the new Neo Anal Butt Plug and loves the ride, not too big, not too small. We hope that you first week of December is hot and you ... stay hard!
This week they boys get stuffed, and then eat Turkey. Paulie thought "Black Friday" was something totally different and now walks funny. This week they bring you stories about Superheroes and DOMA, Elmo Quits after tickling some more under-aged guys and Ricky Martin gets your Bon Bons tingling and named Sexiest Man on Broadway. Paulie reviews and loved the New Jocks "More Than Ready" and thinks it has one of the best 3 ways that Jocks has ever filmed. Mostly filmed outdoors this DVD will have you wishing that you were a "Tight End" in this sports themed DVD. David reviews on of the largest toys ever on the podcast, Tom's realistic Cock and Ass, this 13 lbs will be ready for anything you give it, a hard ride or a pounding... you decide. David says "one of the most realistic fucks for a masturbator I have ever felt". They also answer listeners question about if a versatile guy is a better fuck and hope as always that you.. Stay Hard
This week the boys must have had a great time in the election booths, Paulie got confused and was toe tapping the guy next to him. They bring you a ton of news from UPS dropping the boy scouts, Elmo fucking a 16 y.o. to Dorthy's dress selling almost half a million dollars. How much would you pay for a Virgin? They answer that plus your question about "Dirty Bottoms". They also read you emails about odd porn and how they voted. David looks at the new tunnel butt plug from Perfect fit and thinks it looks like a thrill ride. Paulie reviews the new "Fucked Hard" DVD from Raging Stallion and gives it a rough 4 splats. "You would want to meet these guys in a dark alley". Make sure to check out the Blog for video clips and photos that will make you ... stay hard.
November 4, 2012
Hey Guys, The boys have been blown by Sandy and didn't like it (first time Paulie didn't like a blow). They are back this week with news about Trumps Rat Nest of Hair, Bad boy porn stars in Jail and is Grindr the best place to get your political news? If you have any sexy Halloween Pics make sure to share them with the boys and will be posted on the website and blog. Make sure to move your clocks back and Stay Hard.
The boys are back this week and ready to Pump Kin, do you want to be their adopted brother? This week they are into Honey Boo Boo asleep at the interview, Is your iPhone Kosher (mine is made of bacon) and Jeff Stryker launches a new national tour. Paulie loves the new Jet Set Men Parody The Ultimate Top where the looser gets fucked, and gives this a "fighting 3.5 Splats". Make sure to see the 3 way with the lucky Jason Goodman where he gets it in both ends. David reviews the new designs of Titanmen Tools # 5 master series and loves the new shape and always loves the Antibacterial Sil-A-Gel material. They answer your questions about swallowing that slimy stuff... no not what you think, an oyster gives you a boast in your sex drive. They also read your letters and comments and always hope you stay hard!
October 7 , 2012
This week the boys celebrated Columbus day by whacking off and doing a funny podcast. They discuss the first Price is Right Male model, Boxers and Weathermen are coming out and does wearing your dead lovers castrated balls as jewelry make you insane. Paulie reviews Body Shop from Falcon and gives it 3.5 splats, he dives in deep and explores all the tight spaces to give you this review of hot muscle blue collar men who can't keep it in their pants. David really must love the new Temperature sensitive material because he reviews another toy made from this space age material, The Colt Man Butt Masturbator. You can even hear him using it in the background he was so excited to review it. Make sure to catch the boys next week and Stay Hard!
September 23 , 2012
This week the boy heat up the last weekend of summer with tall tails of lust and sex. They won't eat shark soup after hearing about a shark rescuing a man stranded 106 days in a boat. The think ex porn star and boyfriend Nick Gruber is a little paranoid about his Calvin Klein's and loves that a San Fran Gym breaks ties from it's homophobic chain. Paulie reviews Falcon's Summer Lust and gives it a 4.5 splats and says "it is an instant classic", the best pool sex Falcon has done. David reviews the new Raging Stallion D.O. dildo, "this ain't for the faint of heart" at 7 inches around and they love the new temperature sensitivity feature that really makes it feel like a cock. Get ready for the ride you won't soon forget (and you may walk funny for weeks). The boys, as always, answer your questions about how hung is hung and read your mail about body odor and the new intro. If you have any suggestions (that are nice) or segment sounds you would like us to play... make sure to send them to us and make sure to stay hard!
September 17 , 2012
This week the boys are back from Paulies Sea-men adventure. They tell you to beware of the beavers, like any of the listeners are not and X men marriage is on the rocks. They answer your questions about privacy in the locker room, "is it a cultural thing", they think not but how about you. The brilliant listener "Ross" adds to the intro and has the boys LMAFO. Paulie reviews the Raging Stallion "Insatiable" and gives it 3.5 Splats and thinks that you will like this pure, heavy pounding Sex DVD filled with tatted up Muscle Gods. David review the new Dr Joel's 5 Function Stroker (he only used 3 of the 5 functions) and thinks that it is perfect for both a bottom and a top and will make the perfect gift for the holidays. As always they read your feedback and comments and read some of the Facebook comments and hope that you Stay Hard. .
August 27 , 2012
This week the boys talk about Karma, the nasty Homophobic Maryland Rep ramming his boat and injuring 6 and the mean pastor who yells at the Southern Decadence gets found guilty for jerking in his pants from getting horny at the muscle men. The Peter Twins come out as lovers and want to do porn for the next 70 years, plus they answer your questions about saying no to dating and read your emails. Paulie reviews the new "Couples" from Falcon where every day chores are made sexy with some great pairing and fantastic camera work 3.5 splats. David wants to add some bling to your nipple clamps with the limited edition Fetish Fantasy Magnetic Nipple Clamps, now you can sparkle under the disco ball. Hope you have a hot Labor Day and Stay Hard.
August 18 , 2012
This week the boys have a lot of news to catch up with including the news about new male price is right models, Chick-Fil-a fucking with American Idol and an Aussie Gymnast comes out as HIV+. They answer your questions if you should kiss your straight male friends (David thinks you should shake their cocks) and answer all your email and facebook comments. Paulie loves the Kristen Bjorn Casting Couch Vol 7 and gives it 4.5 stars. So much bang for you buck, you will be shooting for days after watching this, 21 of the hottest men from all over the world. David reviews the Blow Job Helper "Good Head" for the guy who wants a little help in the oral department. If you love to give head, but think the "job" is too big or too long, this one is for you. The boys hope your August is hot and you .. Stay Hard!
August 7 , 2012
This week the boys are back from Holiday, Paulie stamped Hong Kong out like Godzilla and made all the villagers come with excitement. David spent romantic time at Maine eating crustaceans like they were candy. They boys tell us all about this and more with the news about Octomom, Elton John who's "sorry seems to be the hardest word", Black Marriage Ban and much, much more. Make sure to stay tuned for more DVD reviews and toy suggestions and stay hard.
July 23 , 2012
This Week the boys bring back MTFT (music to fuck to) and play Geeks Don't Care by Road side Attractions, an instructional manual on how to seduce a geek. They also talk about Summer Olympics making Grindr go down with all the action, Austrian theme parks where everything is smaller and now the Chinese won't know what gay is anymore. Paulie review the new Jet Set Men parody 21 Hump Street and gives it 3 splats a perfect amount of silliness and sexiness make for a fun DVD. They answer your questons about porn and how to be a slut and hope you stay hard!
July 13 , 2012
The boys are back and hotter than ever... no really hot, it's 103 degrees. They talk about Green Lantern's Boy friend biting the dust, CNN Carol Costello doesn't believe in Global warming Romney is afraid of Dick and Ted Nugent thinks if the south won the war there would be no Obama. They answer your questions about how much newbie twinks will make in porn and why there are no Asians in porn. This week Paulie reviews Monster Bangs High Voltage and gives it 3 Splats, even with some problems you will still love the huge, hung, Muscle Studs and Erik Rhodes. David reviews and loves the Orgasm Ball Hand-Held Fucking Machine. Talk about rise of the machines, now you can fuck yourself all day if you want. As always, make lots of love and... Stay Hard!
July 4 , 2012
This week the boys hope you got some "bang" for the 4th and are walking funny the next day. They talk about their favorite, Tom Cruise, if French Marriage is going to be with tongue and New Jersey shutting down a Furry Event for "inappropriate behavior". Paulie reviews the new Jock Studio DVD Roommates and gives it 3 splats, 8 hung jock in one house, how can you go wrong. David wants you to "Fuck my Cock" the only masturbator that gives you dick while your fucking ass. Stay Cool and Stay Hard.
June 26 , 2012
This week the boys are getting geared up to see Magic Mike by stripping and dancing on Chat roulette, but in between the shows they talk about Cher's and Cyndi Lauper's new Broadway musicals, there will so many queens to see them, you will think your at Buckingham Palace. The also discuss how to stay vegan and still eat cum and a new disgusting fetish they have learned about "Blumpkin". Paulie review the new Falcon Jocks Studio Cabin Fever 2 and thinks you will get all hot over this 3.5 spat DVD. David loves the Adam's Pleasureskin Cock Dark, you know the dark meat is always the tastiest. They answer your questions and comments this week and hope you... Stay Hard..
June 16 , 2012
This week the boys have a new theme song where it says "They are great and Funny" which must be true because we never lie. This week they talk about Gay Film Star Erik Rhodes and Straight guys who thinks hanging out in a gay neighborhood makes him understand gays and 7th graders suspended over group jerk off in English Class... Tally-HO. Paulie reviews and gives the new Falcon DVD "Picture Perfect" 3.5 splats, where a lucky photographer get to photo hot guys having sex and gets fucked by the ultra hung Rafael Carreras, where can I apply for that job. David gets a little kinky with the Safety net leather male chastity belt with Anal Plug Harness... whoo say that three times fast, and thinks you will be the bell (or bottom) of the ball if you wear this at the local watering hole. As always they answer you questions and comments about Bisexuals being real ( I once saw a unicorn so Bisexuals must be real) and hope you service your Daddies this Sunday and Stay Hard.
June 3 , 2012
This week make sure to turn down the Volume, the boys have a new mic and sound like they are sitting right next to you (now you can feel sorry for me, I have to hear it everyday :) ). They answer your questions about the podcast and talk about the gay current events like snake handling and Green Lantern making his own dildos. Paulie reviews the new Spunkstar DVD "Boy Candy" and gives it 3 Splats. David reviews the new Falcon Dildos that will sure to fill up the most hungry hole. Have a great week and stay hard!
May 24 , 2012
This week the boys ask if Grindr is the cause of Gay Bar Closings, talk about Tourists getting married in Buenos Aires, Silicone butt injections "Black Madam" Bail is set for $10M and much more. David gets all techno on this weeks toy with 10x speed Vibe that is remote and thinks it will be a party pleaser. Paulie gets the New Jet Set Men "To Fuck A Predator Gangbang" and gives it 4 Splats, 8 hot men and 17 Cumshots, who wouldn't love it. They answer your questions on how to make a Str8 guys your sex slave, (just watch the movie). Hope your Memorial weekend goes great and the only crabs you get you can eat... Stay Hard!
May 14 , 2012
This week the boys are studying massage so they can give a happy ending to John Travolta's 8 inch schlong. They talk about Cher's Tweet with Romney's Tea Bagger Master Overlords, the retirement of the Peters Twins, Spray that gets you drunk instantly and Cobras Bryan Kocis killer Harlow Cuadra asking for a new trial. Paulie reviews "It Gets Bigger" from Monster Bang and Raging Stallion 8 guys in a sex club or a murders basement having some of the hottest sex you will see. David reviews the cockring on steroids Annex Erection Enhancer, it may look space aged but will keep you hard for as long as you want. They answer your questions about meeting porn stars, how to become a porn star and lubes. Hope everyone has a hot week and stays hard!
April 29 , 2012
This week the boys talk about what everyone wants to know... Cock size. How to tell if you have picked up a teeny weenie or Super Duper. They also delve deep into hydrotherapy (that's douching ya'll) and Gay super heros. Paulie must have watched too much Hogan's Heroes, because he has one bad German accent for his review from Raging Stallion Studios / Hard Friction "Need it Bad" and gives this no frills hot DVD 3.5 Splats. David tried out the new Flesh Jack Squeeze Ass Austin Wilde and loved fucking hot studs sphincter. As always they answer your questions and comments and hope you ... Stay Hard!
April 16 , 2012
This week the boys are just done getting screwed with Taxes and bring you a funny podcast. They talk about Walmart and Hate groups going hand in hand, bathroom Sex, and Priest shows X-rated photos. As always they love and answer twitter and blog questions that listeners have sent in and hope ever after a tax fucking that you.. Stay Hard.
April 1 , 2012
This week the boys bring you the porncast live in Prison, just an April Fools joke, everyone knows that they are just in a sex dungeon. The boys answer your questions about how to become a porn star and Crabby Wine. They discuss sex photo on the Atlantis Ship, NOM's Race Baiting, Gay Dolphins and Unicorns. Paulie will get you wet in the pants with his review of Lucas Raunch "Urine Ibiza" with 3 splats, 4.5 if your into watersports. Some hot rough fucking and deep throat sucking was had along with buckets of Piss. David finally gets to fuck Spencer Reed, after hours Doggie Style Stroker ass and loved the realistic feel and the high quality, now he hangs it on the wall like a piece of art. Hope everyone has sprung into spring and stays hard!
March 25 , 2012
This week Paulie thinks he had sex with a Leprechaun after a night of drinking green beer and whiskey, we think it was a small guy with nice shoes, anyone see Tom Cruise lately? They answer your questions about the pulling out method and what makes good porn. They dive into the news of the week with the Hookies winners, Kirk Cameron, Fuck the Pope... with a condom and the Rape capital of the US. Paulie reviews and loves the new Raging Stallion "Cockwork" and gives this aggressive sex epic 4 splats and thinks you will love the Star D.O.. David would like you to sit and ponder on the Anal Invader Cock Cage which has been re-issued this month. We hope you had a great week and.. stay hard!.
March 13 , 2012
This week the boys celebrate Uranus' Birthday, it seems to be Paulies favorite day of the year, he seems to celebrate it every day of the year! So make sure to probe deep with them this week. They talk about Iraqi Death Squads, Missouri Protection of Gun owners, PA Billboard about Slaves and much more. Paulie reviews Raging Stallion's "Alone on the Range", 11 rough cowboys solo DVD and gives it 3 splats, the best solo DVD you will ever see. David reviews Climax Gems Hand Job Stroker and thinks seeing yourself get off is hot. Make sure to tell us how you explored your Uranus Day and Stay Hard.
March 5 , 2012
The boys are back from New York and are in that NY State of Mind chatting about T-Blowing, Deep Throating and the Anti Christ Snookie pushing out an orange, fist pumping baby. They talk about VA teen getting kicked out of school for wearing High Heels, Lady Gaga as an Alien and George Takei.. Oh My! Paulie reviews the new Jocks Studio "Twin Heat" and loved it even though one of the twins made the Ugly Fuck Face while riding the incredible Landon Conrad, 3.5 Splats. David reviews the Bottoms Up Anal Toy Set and thinks two is always better than one. The answer you questions about marriage and being Girl Virgins and bad Porn DVDs and hope as always that you stay hard.
February 24 , 2012
Spring must be coming soon because the boys are all about love and marriage (break into Frank Sinatra now). They discuss Maryland is the newest state for gay marriage and first same sex spouse murder case. The Government is launching an Inquiry into Grindr's security, DC sex stings, ugly shoes and much more. Paulie reviews and loves the new Raging Stallion "Madrid Bulls" where the horses are jealous of the hung studs. 4.5 splats a very well filmed DVD with 6 different "Artistic Vignettes" that will get you splattin. They also answer your questions about Beefy Porn, Orgies and Straight guys that like to get fucked... stay hard!
February 14 , 2012
Celebrate V Day with the boys from Gay Porn Talk who hope you have a Heart On. This Week the boys talk about running in undies last weekend in DC, Cher's new comic book, and The Hookie Awards where Paulie hopes to have a taste test with each nominated Stud. They love the trailer of the new "documentary" Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Hunter and can't wait to get some wood. They Answer your questions about watching porn and Paulie reviews the new parody from Jet Set Men "Tosh.Hole" and gives it 1.5 splats, he loved the hot guys but just wished they could get hard. David reviews the new and improved "Handy Andy" the piece of ass on the go. Make sure to check out the newly updated webpage for new gallery photos and reviews of your favorite DVDs and Stay Hard
February 6 , 2012
This week the boys are suffering from Superbowl Flu (which is a nice way of saying hangover) and discuss all things important about Football, jockstraps, muscle men, big dicks , including Madonna's Half Time show where she was pulled by hundreds of Viking studs. The half time show has them saying I LUV Madonna. They discuss JC Penney boycotting the Million Moms by hanging up on them and Kidnapping for Christ. They answer your question about checking out penises in the shower and doing a blog. Paulie reviews the Monster Bang Big Dick Revolution and is yelling Viva La Big Dick Revolution- with 3.5 splats and David had a tug of war with his ass and cock over the Slide and Ride Steel Cock Ring and Anal Plug. Make sure to check out the blog and Stay Hard!
January 30 , 2012
This week the boys are fascinated with the dark stuff running down Christina's leg and O.D.ing on Whippits, they discuss, Tennessee's Stacey Campfield's douche bag remarks and how he refused at a restaurant and Fran Drescher was abducted by aliens and probed and Donkey Semen make NBC Execs nervous. All I want to know is what is the interview like to become Donkey jerk off person. They answer you question about "how to tell someone you not interested" and how to become the man of the week. Paulie reviews the newly rejuvenated Jocks Studio "Escape" and thinks you will be transported to a California fantasy with hot, hung tan guys and gives it 3.5 splats. David reviews the new Max 4 men Oral Sex Gel Sugar Daddy that tastes like cotton candy, gives new meaning to "come over here little boy and taste some candy". They hope the Giants will win the Superbowl and hope you stay hard watching it.