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Phuk Male Sexual Enhancement 1ct

The king of male enhancement. Ancient blend of natural herbs for the most potent results! Works in just 45 minutes and lasts up to 72 hours. Can be taken with alcohol. This Phuker really works!

Manhunt "Expands" with Sex Toys

Your favorite hook up site Manhunt, has come out with its own new Inflatable Dildo with balls and suction cup. With a very cleaver tag line "How Muck can you Handle?", this new dildo is sure to be a hit with any hungry bottom. So now if your are cruising on Manhunt and strike out, you can still get lucky.

Measurements: Approx. 7 inches by 5 inches not inflated to a maximum of approx. 9 inches by 9 inches inflated.

It's Like Willy Wonka but with Sex

Astroglide's best selling lubes will be labeled with a Golden Ticket sticker and the winners will get a $100 American Express gift card. Once the lube has been purchased, the consumer can peel off the sticker and see if they have the winning Golden Ticket.

“The Astroglide Golden Ticket Giveaway entices shoppers to try an Astroglide formula they’ve never used before, or even help make the decision between multiple brands,” Paradise Marketing Dennis Paradise said. “They’ll take home a renowned and trusted brand in the personal lubricant market with the chance to win $100 — makes for an exciting evening if you ask me.”

Now it actually pays to be a slut. I feel like Veruca Salt because I want a golden ticket and I want it Now!